1.jpg: After looking like a Grecian goddess at the Globes, Amanda Seyfried looks like an overwrapped Christmas present at the Oscars. Don't like the shoes with the dress either, but then again, what shoes could look good with such a terrible design?! 2.jpg: We have a cake to go with the present! Miley Cyrus looks like one of those tiered cakes with the dolls in the top that every girl had as a birthday cake when they were young. Too over the top! 3.jpg: Seal looks fine in a classic suit, but Heidi Klum's architectural red dress does her no favours. The material sits awkwardly and the dress looks unfinished. 4.jpg: What's the first thing that strikes you about this photo? No, it's not Matthew Broderick's nice suit, or the large skirt on Sarah Jessica Parker's dress. It's her cleavage almost spilling over the top! The guys won't agree but this has no place at a glamorous event like the Oscars! 5.jpg: When will Beyonce learn that figure-hugging fishtail dresses do not suit her figure? Especially when the dress appears to be made out of old curtain material! 6.jpg: The first thing I thought about Melissa George's dress was, "She reminds me of a poodle!" Too figure-hugging at the top and way too flouncy and puffed out at the bottom! 7.jpg: Unfortunately for Sophia Loren, this frilly gold gown detracts from the style icon she once was. 9.jpg: The dress is alright and a nice colour, too, but what's with Lisa Rinna's hair? Way too curly and overdone, and ruins the whole outfit. 10.jpg: I don't care who you are, you don't do tops and skirts for the Academy Awards. So I certainly don't like Tilda Swinton's ensemble! 8.jpg: After stunning all on the red carpet last year, Marion Cotillard tries to go a bit 'punk princess' with her black ballgown this year. It doesn't work. Stick to the simple and elegant!